"Roll on up, for my price is down./Come on in for the best in town./Take your pick of the finest wine./Lay your bets on this bird of mine./Name your price, I got everything./Come and buy, It's going fast./Borrow cash on the finest terms./Hurry now while stocks still last.” ~”The Temple” from Jesus Christ Superstar
[Fair warning: These posts are about 90% clean. There is still a bit of smut, and if you want to avoid it I understand. If not, I hope you enjoy.]
April 13, 2013 (Continued)
Pancakes were invented in Holland. Naturally, for lunch, we had to try the tasty treat in its home land. Andy and Jen led us to a restaurant called The Pancake Bakery. The restaurant was very popular and required reservations. Andy and Jen had called ahead and we had a table reserved in the back of the room (luckily, it was close to the heater so we could warm up from the drizzling rain.)
I started with a cup of Earl Grey tea to drink. It was
served with a little cookie that Andy explained was called a Stroopwaffel.
These are very traditional Dutch cookies. It is made up of two thin, dough
cookies, with a thin layer of caramel in the middle. It tasted amazing!
The restaurant served over 200 different types of pancakes.
It turned out they weren’t like crepes (those would be French) but instead, the
ingredients were cooked into the dough, and then pancakes were cooked paper
thin, and as large as a pizza. The big debate I was having was between getting
a sweet pancake or a “real” lunch pancake. The banana and Nutella one was
calling to me, but I decided to get something a little healthier for lunch. I
went with the chicken pancake.
It was fantastic. It basically had chicken and cheese cooked
into the batter. It was a little salty and rich, but very filling and flavorful.
During lunch, we talked about our degrees and fields of
study back home. I shared my thoughts about going to seminary and we all
started talking about church. Like Barcelona, this was a pretty religious
group, with denominations across the board. We had both Christians and Jews,
Catholics and Protestants. It was fun chatting with everyone and hearing church
memories they had.
One of the girls, Liz, was a big fan of Sharon EJGHASF. I
shared with her the presentation we’d seen of hers in my HR class. We talked
about her book and many of the points she brings up about gender stereotypes in
American culture.
Like with dinner last night, we passed around the bill and
pooled our money to pay. We had a busy afternoon, so Andy kept us moving so we
had time for everything.
When we got outside, we were greeted with the glorious site
of sunshine. I was instantly too hot in my jacket, hat, and scarf. It felt
amazing, and the city looked even more incredible with the unreal blue sky
glistening above.
Crossing over a canal, part of the road on the other side
was under construction. We’d walked through a few construction zones last night
in the Red Light district, but seeing one in the daylight was different.
Repairing cobble stone roads is a funny process. In Prague, I’ve seen it
several times. They literally take apart the pieces of the road to access
whatever pipes or access points under the city. In Prague (and in Munich) pulling
up the cobblestones reveals hollow tunnels under the city.
Amsterdam was different. Underneath the cobblestones was
mud. It was a very find mud, almost like wet sand. Boards were laid down so
that people could walk across without slipping.
“This is what Amsterdam look like underneath,” Andy said.
“Remember, we are below sea level right now, and so the whole city is built on
this very fine, sloppy material.”
This part of the canal we were walking along was one of the
few areas in Amsterdam where new house boats could be docked. The city has been
cracking down on the number of house boat permits since their growing
popularity has caused crowding in the canals. It was a great view of the
buildings, the boats, and the canals, so we stopped to take a group photo for
Andy’s website.
Just around the corner, we came to one of the largest
markets in Amsterdam. Unlike the Red Light district that catered to the tourist
industry, this market—which extended several city blocks—catered to the Dutch
population. It was one of Andy’s favorite parts of the city so he turned us
lose to explore.
It really is true that you can buy anything you want in
Amsterdam. Beyond the drugs and prostitution, there are foods, goods, and
artifacts from around the world in Amsterdam. This dates back to the historical
trade routes, but continues to today. There were all kinds of good food, and
the Dutch were generous in offering samples (unlike La Boqueria in Barcelona
where you could only sample if you were buying something.) I tried some amazing
homemade cheese, sweet bread, and strawberry juice. I saw, but didn’t sample, a
stand selling homemade pasta. No two noodles—even within the same type of
pasta—were exactly the same size or shape.
There were also amazing trinkets for sale everywhere. The
hand painted porcelain that is famous from Holland was everywhere (although
Andy encouraged us to buy the gimmicky factory made stuff…cheaper and looks
identical to the original stuff.) There were people selling fur coats and
others selling old eight tracks. There were several merchants selling relics
from Buddhism and Daoism. In fact, all sorts of souvenirs from Asia and India
were available for sale.
The market was in Westtown, and most of it fell in the
shadow of West Church. I decided to duck into the sanctuary to take in a Dutch
church. Just a few feet into the church, there were two old women who stopped
me. It appears they were the official church bouncers who informed me and my
camera that this was “not a tourist church.” I thanked them, and headed out. As
I left, I noticed that the layout of the sanctuary looked more rounded than
others, with an altar in the middle rather than at the front. Unfortunately, I
didn’t get a great view for sure.
Walking through more of the market, there were dozens of
stands selling all sorts of flowers. Everything from petunias to tulips, there
were rows of potted plants lining one whole side of the shops. Household knickknacks were also for sale like
irons and hair dryers. It was so different from any of the other markets.
Andy had encouraged us to try some Dutch apple pie at the
market. He’d pointed out two cafes that he said had some of the best in town.
The more cultural experience was on the far end of the market, while the
quicker café was close to where we were going to meet. I started by going into
the Dutch café, but couldn’t find an empty seat everywhere. The place was so
full of people; it felt like navigating the dance floor that night in the Czech
club.
The other café had a line out the door, but was slicing and
serving the pie at a counter as people came up. I waited in the line and it
moved fast. When I got up, I ordered a slice.
“With cream?” the woman
asked.
“Sure!” I said. Why
not?
The pie was unlike anything I’ve ever tasted. Unlike the
apple pie in the US that has candied apples inside a crust, this was more like
a cake or pastry bread with chunks of apple in it. It was sweet and rich and
super flavorful. The cream was not ice cream, but whipped cream. It was nearly
as thick as ice cream though—since it was actually made from whipping literal
cream instead of suspended fat in a can.
I sat outside at a table on the patio and enjoyed the pie.
When I was finished, I went to meet up with Andy and Jen and the group. I was
the first one back and we talked about how beautiful the city was. One thing
that is worth noting is the number of bikes. Almost all of the Dutch people
bike everywhere. There are bike racks outside of every shop and house. Bikes
are chained to nearly all of the bridges and street rails.
“I think it beautiful,” Andy said. “Can you imagine how
congested it would be if all these bikes were cars.”
When the group was all back together, Andy explained we had
a long hall to make.
“If you imagine Amsterdam like a clock with our hostel in
the middle,” he said. “Right now we are at the 9 and our next tour is at the 3,
so we need to hustle back over there. We’ll stop at the hostel on the way, but
we need to be there in about 20 minutes.”
On the way back, we stopped at the condomeria (I’m pretty
sure that’s the official spelling of it.) Pictures weren’t allowed in the shop
but the whole thing was quite a spectacle. They had a full size Lego statue of
Michelangelo’s David. This is the first depiction I’ve seen of David with an
erection.
Inside the shop, they had every color, shape, flavor,
texture, thickness, and design of condom imaginable. Next to each was a QR code
which could be scanned with a smartphone. Once scanned, it would give user the
opportunity to enter an email address. They would then be emailed a printout
that could be folded certain ways to measure their penis. By replying to the
email with the specific measurement, a pack of custom fitted condoms, in that
design would be ready for pick up within 12 hours.
The condomeria was actually only about two doors down from
our hostel. We rushed back to drop off coats and then headed across town to the
diamond factory.
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